“Don’t put your wand there, boy!”

He Weasley'd his way out of that one

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Which Is It?

The reception was even worse once I hit her

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Whiskey Alpha November Kilo

Unusually, she also likes it when her husband beats on her

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An American Werewolf In Custody

I also woke up shirtless and brooding

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I, II, III times a moron

If only Jigsaw sent uneducated people to their death...

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Captcha Grandchildren

Dear Status: FAIL, I approve of this message. Love Pedobear.

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Forget the Name

Let's hope their service is better than their spelling

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qantas

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Taught Me Everything I Know

I've heard of kissing cousins, but... wow

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define: largest

...one of the largest groups OF ALL TIME!

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Girls Like Status

Writing an acrostic poem status for the girl you like... priceless

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