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Stupid After All

Wow, and here I was thinking you resembled a moron

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Daddy Issues

But DAAAAAAAD...

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yr

You’re Using Your Words Wrong

Greatest country on Earth?

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aweosme

Spilling Skils

This is so going on StatusFlail.net!

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The mind of a generation

She's almost got the mind for of Einstein or summat

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waaaytmi

A Slippery Slope

What? It just slipped out!

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Vampgin

A 108 year old virgin who dates 17 year old girls... why does no one else see a problem there?

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‘Cause Everyone Cares

Thanks for the advice, Dr. Phil

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superglue

A Sticky Situation

These aren't yr dad's puns. These are energy puns. TURBOPUNS

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Need It

i need moar status fails!@!!!

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