Status: FAIL http://statusfail.net Funny social networking fails Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:14:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1
“Don’t put your wand there, boy!” http://statusfail.net/2009/12/12/dont-put-your-wand-there-boy/ http://statusfail.net/2009/12/12/dont-put-your-wand-there-boy/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:14:05 +0000 statusfailHQ http://statusfail.net/?p=132 He Weasley'd his way out of that one

Share/Bookmark]]> http://statusfail.net/2009/12/12/dont-put-your-wand-there-boy/feed/ 0 Which Is It? http://statusfail.net/2009/12/12/which-is-it/ http://statusfail.net/2009/12/12/which-is-it/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:32:16 +0000 statusfailHQ http://statusfail.net/?p=128 The reception was even worse once I hit her

Share/Bookmark]]> http://statusfail.net/2009/12/12/which-is-it/feed/ 0 Whiskey Alpha November Kilo http://statusfail.net/2009/12/12/whiskey-alpha-november-kilo/ http://statusfail.net/2009/12/12/whiskey-alpha-november-kilo/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:25:59 +0000 statusfailHQ http://statusfail.net/?p=125 Unusually, she also likes it when her husband beats on her

Share/Bookmark]]> http://statusfail.net/2009/12/12/whiskey-alpha-november-kilo/feed/ 0 An American Werewolf In Custody http://statusfail.net/2009/12/11/an-american-werewolf-in-custody/ http://statusfail.net/2009/12/11/an-american-werewolf-in-custody/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:36:16 +0000 statusfailHQ http://statusfail.net/?p=120 I also woke up shirtless and brooding

Share/Bookmark]]> http://statusfail.net/2009/12/11/an-american-werewolf-in-custody/feed/ 0 I, II, III times a moron http://statusfail.net/2009/12/11/i-ii-iii-times-a-moron/ http://statusfail.net/2009/12/11/i-ii-iii-times-a-moron/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:27:31 +0000 statusfailHQ http://statusfail.net/?p=117 If only Jigsaw sent uneducated people to their death...

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qantas

Share/Bookmark]]> http://statusfail.net/2009/12/11/forget-the-name/feed/ 1 Taught Me Everything I Know http://statusfail.net/2009/11/27/taught-me-everything-i-know/ http://statusfail.net/2009/11/27/taught-me-everything-i-know/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:20:12 +0000 statusfailHQ http://statusfail.net/?p=105 I've heard of kissing cousins, but... wow

Share/Bookmark]]> http://statusfail.net/2009/11/27/taught-me-everything-i-know/feed/ 0 define: largest http://statusfail.net/2009/11/27/define-largest/ http://statusfail.net/2009/11/27/define-largest/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:10:28 +0000 statusfailHQ http://statusfail.net/?p=102 ...one of the largest groups OF ALL TIME!

Share/Bookmark]]> http://statusfail.net/2009/11/27/define-largest/feed/ 0 Girls Like Status http://statusfail.net/2009/11/27/girls-like-status/ http://statusfail.net/2009/11/27/girls-like-status/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:59:10 +0000 statusfailHQ http://statusfail.net/?p=99 Writing an acrostic poem status for the girl you like... priceless

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